grumpei | ∫ recolle overflow.

A sword, actually. A tsukumogami if you want to get technical.

The sword you cautioned me about using in public.

so you were a sword and somehow that meant you could live hundreds of years?
sounds perfectly logical

speaking of that
hope youve found a new place to practice

Well, a sword is an object. The only way for it to 'die' is to be broken or destroyed.

And that's none of your business.

its not alive either
it doesnt live 600 years
it just exists 600 years

and it is
public safety is literally my business
people dont deserve to be endangered because youre too lazy to find a place to practice

Are you familiar at all with the concept of Tsukumogami? That would probably change your view of things as 'alive' or not. As it is,
I have existed for at least 600 years, maybe more.

I haven't injured anyone, and nothing in this has to do with laziness. Unless you receive a report that I've caused a disturbance, I don't see how that should concern you.

dont believe in myths and the like
so doesnt really change my opinion there

just because you havent hurt anyone yet doesnt mean you wont
its a threat to public safety to swing a sword that large around as carelessly as you were
and the fact that you cant be bothered to find a safe place to practice is entirely laziness

Well, you probably should start believing. Why would it be more outlandish than a vampire? That was your first guess.

Training outside in a near-deserted place with such a large blade is safe, and I am not interested in discussing that point further.

it was a joke since it was obviously unrealistic
duh

and you dont have to discuss it
but cant guarantee you wont get fined or in other legal trouble if youre caught doing it again